I’m going to tell you how it REALLY is!

Posted in The Realist with tags , , , , , , , , on February 7, 2010 by The REAList

Friends and family tend to sugar coat things as not to hurt your feelings. This doesn’t help you because they REALLY know what’s going on, and you remain clueless. There’s nothing better than having an unbiased opinion to help a matter, and that is where I step in. I’m not a psychiatrist or therapist, nor am I a doctor or have any professional qualifications whatsoever. I’m just a guy who’s known by many, and liked by many…because I’m a straight shooter. If you’re stupid, and acting stupid, I’m going to tell you that you’re a fucking moron. If you’re not sure if your significant other is cheating on you, and your friends and family think they could be cheating on you…I’m here to tell you that you’re a fucking moron…because they ARE cheating on you. Do you think the world is going to end because of global warming? Do you have a difficult time keeping a steady job and/or income? Do you allow people to constantly take advantage of you because you’re a nice person? I’m the person who can help you change your life into the life you’ve always dreamed of. I’m the person who can make you be like all the people you always look up to. I’m the person who’s going to tell you what you NEED to hear, and not what you want to hear. I’m going to be brutal, honest, intelligent (sometimes), and chances are you’re going to think I’m a dick. You’re probably going to hate me, and the advice I give. You’re probably going to hate the comments other users leave for you about your situation. You’re probably going to get all depressed or cry like a little baby…perhaps get seriously pissed off. It’s exactly what you need. Remember, you came to me…not I to you. I will not be held liable nor accountable for my words or actions, nor the words/actions of others on this site. What you do with the heeded advice is your prerogative, and after the situation has been dealt with to my discretion, I will move on to another case. If your feelings get hurt, SO WHAT! If your marriage falls apart, SO WHAT! If you lose prized possessions…SO WHAT! Get the fuck over it, and move on to the life you should have instead of your current misery. Consider yourself WARNED! Now let’s fix some people. Click to the right of the window for the next page so you can tell me your problems, or Click Here